Pretty funny

The game is about :
Take the number on the month your born in, day and color on sweater/T-shirt you got.


Example:
5.
15.
Other

I cuddled with an orange Because the lil people told me to.

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1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I cuddled with
6 - I smoked with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I killed
11 - I slept with
12 - I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the trojan man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - a homo
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the cool-aid-man
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a condom
14 - a wh*re
15 - an orange
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 - a horse
19 - my boyfriend
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - my lover
23 - my crush
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a hottie
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Your grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm %**
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs.



AND ANOTHER.

Key:
A. You like to drink.
B. Everyone wants you.
C. You are really silly.
D. You like to drink.
E. Damn good kisser.
F. You are dead sexy.
G. You never let people tell you what to do.
H. You have a very good personality and looks.
I. You are great in bed.
J. People adore you.
K. You're wild and crazy.
L. Everyone loves you.
M. Best kisser ever.
N. You can keep secrets.
O. Awesome kisser.
P. You are popular with all types of people.
Q. You are a hypocrite.
R. Fucking crazy.
S. Easy to fall in love with.
T. You're loyal to those you love.
U. You really like to chill.
V. You are not judgemental.
X. You're very good at work/school.
Y. Best girlfriend/boyfriend anyone could ever ask for.
Z. Always ready.

This is about to use ur letters in ur first name.

I ran shirtless with my dealer cause I'm sexy as hell.

I smoked with a homeless guy because i got abs XD

lol i stabbed paris hilton cos the lil people told me too

For the second thing its:

H: You have a very good personality and looks.



A: You like to drink.